Topic of the Moment: Buttered Bacon?

Having asked around the agency, one topic seems to be a clear candidate for hot topic of the day at present, at least in terms of polarising the team: “Should bacon sarnies should be buttered?”

Very much a Friday question for a PR agency, obviously, but one which astounded me given the vigour that different members of the team argued their case. There are apparently two quite distinct camps, represented by Kath and Abbie respectively, the former (like me) insisting on crispy bacon and dry bread, the latter on soggy bacon and buttered bread.

Clearly the latter is wrong in every way but I guess I’ll have to let it go…