I’m taking perverse pleasure in withholding information this week about our forthcoming team day out. Current guesses range from white water rafting to working at a soup kitchen. None are close.

The process of disinformation is particularly satisfying – I’ve casually asked how people feel heights a few times, which has resulted in lots of scurrying and debate.

So, my current story is that we’re going badger hunting with pitchforks – and that’s how it’s staying until five minutes beforehand…